What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:33
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Quia quia unde harum qui quas.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
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-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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